Well look, you can sit around and feel sorry for yourself, that's always an option. I'm sure the allure of rapidly gaining girth while bravely conquering videogame after videogame while eating from a sack of “Cool Ranch” flavored self-loathing can be more than we mortals can handle sometimes. But when you look straight down while standing up in the bathroom and see a gelatinous landscape of skin instead of the parts of yourself that used to make you truly happy, it's time to start taking stock o